vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via hows-it-going-sexual)

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

fuckyeahlaughters:

the internet is a strange place

(Source: alegbra, via hows-it-going-sexual)

i’m more confident on the internet because there’s no eye contact involved

(Source: hungarian, via tonyperryisbetterthanyou)

shelpee:

apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child

(via bandz-are-nice)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via l0vewillsurelybringmepain)