one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
Some things that should be acceptable by now:
- Girls having sleepovers with boys.
- Female nipples showing.
- Marriage equality and equality in general.
- Doing what you want with your body.
- Wearing what you want,
- Kinder eggs in America.
i could wear the same shirt 25 times in a row and it would still be none of your business 25 times in a row
do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”
I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.
This is so great
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
I just need a hug from you when I feel so worthless, is it so much to ask?
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
i dont want a boyfriend i want a boy who worships the ground i walk on, tells me im cute, buys me things, and makes out with me a lot
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it